Recommended Shiv Sena Agenda

I hope Shiv Sena and MNS put these on their agenda:

a) Ban Times of India group in Maharashtra because of their wonderful Aman Ki Asha initiative.
b) Declare that Bollywood can only make movies in Marathi.
c) Prevent Mukesh Ambani from entering Mumbai since he wants Mumbai for all Indians. Ditto Sachin Tendulkar.
d) Threaten all news channels with dire consequence if they say anything against them.
e) Insult all who have difference of opinion with them.

This will ensure that they are completely marginalized and disappear from the Indian political scene. We do not need political parties like Shiv Sena and MNS.

PS @11-Feb-2010: So far it is playing out like clockwork: see this